How much does an old T-shirt wardrobe, boxed, factory-sealed, time-warped ATI Radeon 8500 AGP, almost house-trained cocker spaniel go for on eBay? Sorry, B-dog.

That's right, folks, both the Alienware and Samsung versions of the 32" 4K gaming OLED monitor have been reduced by at least $200. The Alienware is $999 and the Samsung is just under $1050.

Arguably, neither has actually earned real "cheap" status, but my metaphorical flash was pulled because I have to get off the pot at some point.

Specifically, let's start with the Alienware 32 AW3225QF. I feel like I just reviewed it a few weeks ago (in April, actually), but Alienware has already reduced the asking price by $200, and it is now $999 on Dell's website.

Notably, the Alienware is a curved panel, whereas most of its 32-inch 4K competitors are flat; we don't know if curved surfaces will really add to the 16:9 screen, but it doesn't take anything away.

In other respects, it is not much different from Samsung's other 32-inch QD-OLED 4K panels. Namely, 240Hz refresh, a frightening level of HDR sizzle, and ridiculously fast pixel responsiveness of 0.03ms.

These screens have their limitations. All full-screen SDRs max out at 250 nits brightness, which is acceptable but not ideal. There is also the ever-present concern of OLED burn-in.

But isn't it risk versus return? The return is the stunning combination of 4K clarity, pixel-perfect OLED lighting, and the aforementioned speed. I am convinced.

As for Samsung's Odyssey G8 OLED G80SD, I was quite put off by the combination of high price and the infuriating gunk of SmartTV. However, with a $257 discount from the Amazon price of $1,041, it suddenly looks attractive.

Notably, it is the only 32-inch 4K OLED we reviewed that has a matte anti-glare coating. Personally, I prefer glossy coatings on OLED panels. But if you prefer non-glare, and there are good reasons you might, this Samsung is clearly a push.

With its low price, it's easy to see the SmartTV as a nice extra. It also allows you to savor the atmosphere and build quality of the high-end design, while still feeling like you're getting a pretty good deal.

Now where is that spaniel hiding? Right here!